Daily/Weekly/Whenever I Remember Musings of a Naughty Crustacean


YEAH

Damn right! Got a merit in my singing exam. That’s why this is in the ‘big important life stuff’ category. Pretty good seeing as I thought I was singing at around only 83% of my total skill.

In other news, I ran 1.3 miles in 8-and-a-half minutes. Pretty damn good, I think.

Uhh, what else… Oh, my grandparents are here. I caught Dialga on Pokemenz Diamond with a Master Ball (I had no choice! I wouldn’t have been able to catch it otherwise, as my pokemenz were almost all dead). I’m wearing my leather jacket in bed RIGHT NOW. My shoulder hurts. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is refusing to play on the DVD player upstairs. Liberals and communism are great.

Maybe I should have a Thought of the Day. Yes, that would be a good idea.

Oh, and it’s my dad’s birthday tomorrow. This blog isn’t really that interesting, but hopefully I’ll get extremist views and blow something up and write down my plans on here for world domination and then I’ll be arrested.
Or something equally as interesting. Like I’ll get a sex change. Or literally turn myself into a crab. Or get a girlfriend. *sob sob sob*

THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Pear drops smell and taste funny after you’ve had loads. Like nail polish remover (which, I’ll have you know, I have only once applied to myself).



Gahhahahaha?…

Just watched Peep Show. Was good. Sad ending though – felt like crying (not really).

This is a remarkably succinct post. Porkably because I’m tired off my face.

Forks on sticks with marmalade… I have a singin’ exam tomorrow and singing-wise, I’m prepared, but I’m a little rusty on the technical side of the pieces I’mma singing. Sure, I know the dominant scale of all of them etc., but I feel like I should read it a couple of times through again. Not now, though, it being half-past the hour of 23 and all.

I also watched Derren Brown’s Trick or Treat. David Tennant sound like a nice bloke. lol@”Derren is a witch”.

You know what a palindrome is? It’s like Hannah, or rotator, or “Madam, I’m Adam.”
Thought I might just say that.

This is Kristjan saying “over and- *snore*”.

P.S. Whoa, just remembered how ‘Criminal Jesus’ would be a really good name for a band after spelling ‘marmalade’ as ‘marmablade’. Damn. Marmablade would also be a really good name for a band.
Maybe Marmablade would be the band’s name and Criminal Jesus would be one of the songs.

Or vice versa.

  • Haha, I’m fiddling with options.
  • In case you are wondering, I’m not fiddling something else.