Filed under: BIG IMPORTANT LIFE STUFF, Boring day. | Tags: a, cantabile, conference, exam, farm, funding, get, girlfriend, homework, music, never, newspaper, pig, piglet, piglets, pigs, potsdam, school, theory
Looks like I haven’t posted recently.
Well, today I went to a farm, because my school (situated in London) wants to build a farm at the school. Yes, a farm. The headteacher was all like “animals responsibility blahbalhbalbhalbhla”, but all I heard was “GIVE US FUNDING”.
The farm we (and by ‘we’, I mean me, Bruna, a couple of Year 8s and Year 7s, and some staff) went to was, in fact, also connected to a school, but it was in the countryside so that’s OK.
There were these piglets there, and JESUS CHRIST THEY WERE LOUD. I mean, all the guy did was pick ‘em up by the back legs and clip their teeth, and the piglets were like “SQUUUUEUEUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and it was deafening.
In other news, I spent an hour-and-a-half on homework it turned out I didn’t need to do. It was on the Potsdam Conference held in 1945 in, as the name would suggest, Potsdam. I had the dates mixed up and turns out it was due in today, rather than tomorrow as I thought.
Ohyeah I DID MY MUSIC THEORY EXAM (FINALLY). It was easy in a way that suggested homosexuality. The 2007 papers were really difficult, so I was a little scared, but this one asked about the word cantabile twice, and I already knew it meant ‘in a singing style’, so HAHA. Suck on that.
Nothing else really, apart from Jon lurrrrrrves ****.
And I will never get a girlfriend.
eventhou|ghther|eisthi|sgirlc\alledlau\renth\atisawonthe\weeke|n|dwho\keepstex|ting\m\ewhoappa\ren\tlthin|ksilook|goo\d(accordi|ngtoch|arlotteac|cordi|ngto|cha|rli|e).
as|if.me?|rem\otel\yat\tractive?|hah\aha
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
My article for the school newspaper was AWESOME. … Wasn’t it?
Filed under: SPAGHETTI YODELING HAMSTER GIVERS>!?1t v%"BN! | Tags: dover, exam, goodbye, music, papers, practice, see ya, see you, theory, week
I’m going to Dover in a couple of hours. Goodbai every1 (4 a week ROFLOLMAO!!11!1!one).
Music theory practice examination papers, here I come… ;’(
P.S. It’s depressing that the word ‘exam’ comes up in almost every single one of my posts. Oh well, May is Britain’s exam month, so after May it should alllll be fine.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
See you in a week!
Filed under: Boring day., SPAGHETTI YODELING HAMSTER GIVERS>!?1t v%"BN! | Tags: crystal, dover, exam, half, half-term, holiday, indiana, jones, kindgom, music, sad face, shia laboeuf, skull, term, theory
It’s the half term now. Yay.
Well, partial yay. I’m going to Dover for almost all of the holiday, meaning I won’t have a chance to catch up with my music theory… Seriously, can my parents FOR ONCE not go somewhere for one holiday? Grr.
Anyway, I saw Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Action: great. Fight scenes: great. Acting: great. Special effects: great. Shia LaBoeuf: *orgasm*. Plot: pathetic. I mean, seriously. Watch the film yourself and you’ll see how crap the plot really is.
I haven’t gone into much detail today, as I’m depressed over the amount of music theory practice exam papers I have to do…
D:
THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
*sad face*
Filed under: BIG IMPORTANT LIFE STUFF, Boring day. | Tags: buffy, communism, dialga, exam, grandparents, liberals, lmaonaise, merit, pokemon, ran, run, running, singing, slayer, vampire
Damn right! Got a merit in my singing exam. That’s why this is in the ‘big important life stuff’ category. Pretty good seeing as I thought I was singing at around only 83% of my total skill.
In other news, I ran 1.3 miles in 8-and-a-half minutes. Pretty damn good, I think.
Uhh, what else… Oh, my grandparents are here. I caught Dialga on Pokemenz Diamond with a Master Ball (I had no choice! I wouldn’t have been able to catch it otherwise, as my pokemenz were almost all dead). I’m wearing my leather jacket in bed RIGHT NOW. My shoulder hurts. Buffy the Vampire Slayer is refusing to play on the DVD player upstairs. Liberals and communism are great.
Maybe I should have a Thought of the Day. Yes, that would be a good idea.
Oh, and it’s my dad’s birthday tomorrow. This blog isn’t really that interesting, but hopefully I’ll get extremist views and blow something up and write down my plans on here for world domination and then I’ll be arrested.
Or something equally as interesting. Like I’ll get a sex change. Or literally turn myself into a crab. Or get a girlfriend. *sob sob sob*
THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Pear drops smell and taste funny after you’ve had loads. Like nail polish remover (which, I’ll have you know, I have only once applied to myself).
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: criminal, david tennant, derren brown, exam, jesus, marmablade, marmalade, singing, snore, tired, your face
Just watched Peep Show. Was good. Sad ending though – felt like crying (not really).
This is a remarkably succinct post. Porkably because I’m tired off my face.
Forks on sticks with marmalade… I have a singin’ exam tomorrow and singing-wise, I’m prepared, but I’m a little rusty on the technical side of the pieces I’mma singing. Sure, I know the dominant scale of all of them etc., but I feel like I should read it a couple of times through again. Not now, though, it being half-past the hour of 23 and all.
I also watched Derren Brown’s Trick or Treat. David Tennant sound like a nice bloke. lol@”Derren is a witch”.
You know what a palindrome is? It’s like Hannah, or rotator, or “Madam, I’m Adam.”
Thought I might just say that.
This is Kristjan saying “over and- *snore*”.
P.S. Whoa, just remembered how ‘Criminal Jesus’ would be a really good name for a band after spelling ‘marmalade’ as ‘marmablade’. Damn. Marmablade would also be a really good name for a band.
Maybe Marmablade would be the band’s name and Criminal Jesus would be one of the songs.
Or vice versa.
- Haha, I’m fiddling with options.
- In case you are wondering, I’m not fiddling something else.
