Yeah, I sort of didn’t post. What with my father’s birthday and my laziness.

Right. So yesterday, my dad’s birthday. I got him Kew Gardens Foaming Bath Soak (insert copyright sign here) and similar Bath Salts.
He likes his baths. Almost as much as I do; my baths always take at least an hour. Oh yeah.

And today is Monday. ‘Twas alright as a school day. We haddd…

1) Maths
2) Geography
3) German
4) Science
5) Religious Studies

They keep making start GCSE courses and coursework etc. Speaking of which, I have been offered an almost-unique opperarararartunity to take an AS course a year early in CRITICAL THINKING! Now, when I say:
“That’s crap.”
I will be able to say exactly why! *dances* Only 5 people in my year have had the chance to do this. And I’m one of them. POW.

In other news, no battery left on the laptop bye

Edit: Ok, I got the power cable doo-dally. I’m watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer right now, and Faith just got out of her coma. WOWOW! Oh, Xander. He just made me laugh just now. He’s funny. And just now. The ‘lols’ just keep on coming.
Oh, that’s stupid. Xander and Giles told Spike about Faith. Now Spike’s gonna tell Faith and Faith’s gonna go all psycho all over the place. Like a jumping simian/reptile on three kinds of stimulants, one of them acting as a mild hallucinogen.

You porkably didn’t understand 79.72% of that. It’s OK: this blog only has 5 hits, so that’s only 5 people confused out their faces. Actually, those 5 viewed this blog before this, and very few people are porkably going to read this. Maybe Jon. If you are, hey Jon! You smell.oh that’s just mean. Faith just punched Buffy’s mother in the face. WHAT!? WEARING HER LIP GLOSS ETC.?! GODDAMN YOU, YOU STUPID PSYCHOTIC SLAYERASS.

Oh lol. Buffy leapt through the window and jumped on Faith.

Ahhrhhtgghgtrrth..rh.th.h.h.th.h… I hate it when people trash up houses in TV shows. AH! THE EXPENSE! THE AMOUNT OF MONEY SPENT ON THAT COULD HAVE FUNDED SEVERAL DOZEN WELLS IN POVERTY-STRIKEN AFRICA!

Kay, that’s it from me, I think.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Man, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is AWESOME!