Daily/Weekly/Whenever I Remember Musings of a Naughty Crustacean


Oh, sorry guise.

Looks like I haven’t posted recently.

Well, today I went to a farm, because my school (situated in London) wants to build a farm at the school. Yes, a farm. The headteacher was all like “animals responsibility blahbalhbalbhalbhla”, but all I heard was “GIVE US FUNDING”.
The farm we (and by ‘we’, I mean me, Bruna, a couple of Year 8s and Year 7s, and some staff) went to was, in fact, also connected to a school, but it was in the countryside so that’s OK.

There were these piglets there, and JESUS CHRIST THEY WERE LOUD. I mean, all the guy did was pick ‘em up by the back legs and clip their teeth, and the piglets were like “SQUUUUEUEUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and it was deafening.

In other news, I spent an hour-and-a-half on homework it turned out I didn’t need to do. It was on the Potsdam Conference held in 1945 in, as the name would suggest, Potsdam. I had the dates mixed up and turns out it was due in today, rather than tomorrow as I thought.

Ohyeah I DID MY MUSIC THEORY EXAM (FINALLY). It was easy in a way that suggested homosexuality. The 2007 papers were really difficult, so I was a little scared, but this one asked about the word cantabile twice, and I already knew it meant ‘in a singing style’, so HAHA. Suck on that.

Nothing else really, apart from Jon lurrrrrrves ****.

And I will never get a girlfriend.

eventhou|ghther|eisthi|sgirlc\alledlau\renth\atisawonthe\weeke|n|dwho\keepstex|ting\m\ewhoappa\ren\tlthin|ksilook|goo\d(accordi|ngtoch|arlotteac|cordi|ngto|cha|rli|e).
as|if.me?|rem\otel\yat\tractive?|hah\aha

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
My article for the school newspaper was AWESOME. … Wasn’t it?



Oh. Hai.

Back from Dover.

Not really going to bother doing a big long post as I am going to go to Germany tomorrow due to my German Exchange. Felix is a nice bloke (and I drink tea). He likes Science.

Practice papers were all fine; I mailed them through my singing teacher’s door. I got 77% on my first one, and I’m pretty sure that gets a merit. If I get 87% or higher in my other 3, DISTINCTION YEAHAEY!

Bye again. Sorry for being so boring.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Google “diphallus terata”. Go on. Do it.